Fumbling Through Film

The Fumblers go viral. As we recover from the flu we decide to watch movies recommended to us from the front page of the internet. A little girl comes to hang out with our bed ridden selves and we tell each other stories based on the movie The Fall. One of us downs a few dozen sugar pills and which one of us that now needs insulin may surprise you.

The Fumblers go to hang out at our boss' beach house and he seems to be sleeping one off. While we wait for him to wake up we check out Weekend at Bernie's to kill some time. One of us gets drug behind a boat for a long time, and you'll be pleasantly surprised to find out who.

The Fumblers find themselves broke and in a strange town. They drown their sorrows with gallons of beer and forget their troubles by watching Wake In Fright. One of us bets heads and tosses tails and leaves us destitute, and which one of us it is might surprise you.

The Fumblers find themselves on an awkward date where we decide to cut the intense silence and tension with nervous conversation about the Japanese body horror flick, Audition. Kiri Kiri Kiri

The Fumblers wake up with a jar of cockroaches on us and we are terrified. To mellow out we watch Alice, Sweet Alice. One of us is a cat mommy, and which one of us may surprise you.

The Fumblers have an intense hunger for meat. Never been this hungry ever before. God why are we so hungry?

The Fumblers prepare to go on their world tour by watching Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping. One of us is being forced to wear a large, heavy, and uncomfortable helmet that shoots a beam of light out of the top that can blind planes. Which one of us is doing it may surprise you.

The Fumblers go out to fulfill their destinies and live their lives big enough for them and their dead too soon brothers and we watch Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. One of us trips balls and jumps on a trampoline for days, and which one of us it is may surprise you.

The Fumblers find themselves reminiscing over the origins of our classic bits and catch phrases. Nothing like a flashback filled narrative while we catch Eddie and the Cruisers. One of us has a special way to honk our car horn, and which one of us it is may surprise you.

John Terry, John Keith and John Derek are trying to get off of this planet and return to their dimension, but not before checking out The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension. One of us is weirdly in love with the twin of our dead wife, and which one of us it is might surprise you.